All-knowing.

I'm a good guy. Approachable, friendly, sociable, even loveable.

So it's no surprise that friends constantly come to me for advice about their issues. What's surprising is how people I'm not even close to now contact me for advice. Word got out that I am all knowing Yoda. Tonight I just got caught up in the dramatics of a relationship that I have no vested interests in. Sup with that? And now I wasted my night trying to console, confirm, reassure friends that are ready to jump off a bridge in the next hour.

But because I am a good friend, I gave some valuable words of wisdom that even I was surprised I was even able to think of it.

"He's a puddle in a bucket because of you."
"Yeah, and I'm the one who'll kick that bucket over..."