I either man-hugged you, bitch slapped you or both this weekend. While sweating profusely of course.

For the most part, I slept all of Memorial Day weekend...after passing out from the insane, but safe, amounts of alcohol I drank. It wasn't a bad weekend at all. Started on Friday at the show, then hopping around the Lower East Side, ending up at my favorite bar (where everyone DOES know my name!) STAY. I re-enacted Kenny's engagement on Eileen...then proceeded to bitch slap him. I don't know where any of the slapping came from, but it started with Kenny this weekend. From what I was told, I yelled "I love you man" and then hit him. After I bitch slapped the boy, I told onlookers, "he's already gonna kill me next time, so I might as well slap him while I'm at it."

On Saturday, I headed to my mom's place in Jersey where I rested and relaxed until the night began again, but this time at Opus 22. The DJ here...amazing. He had us up all night, mixing and mashing the most insane beats. Check him here.

As Sunday came upon us, I had a full performance schedule at PhilExpo 2007 in Edison, NJ and then Santacruzan in Jersey City with the crew. After two nights of partying, I was feeling heavy and lazy and it definitely showed on stage. I was uninspired to say the least. But the most important part of it all was that I had some fun. Of course, because of the three day weekend...I was able to go out Sunday night and head to Aura for JayZuno's white themed birthday. Saw some of the Stony heads and was even shouted out by Roli Rho as he spun from the DJ booth. It does wonders for the ego to seem important.

It turns out, on the subway ride back to the car, LJ and I had a brawl. Spoke about the random seriousness of life's mysteries and he kicked me in my knee on Park Ave.

You would think I'd have enough of my boys this whole weekend but as I type this, I'm trying to get rid of the buzz from the Mets game we all went to tonight.

Big ups to Vince for the crazy pix...he's available for bookings!