Thursday, January 04, 2007

MySpace.

Hi, I'm JD and I am an addict. Specifically, bulletins are crack.

From: j 3 $ $ 3

Date: Jan 3, 2007 8:53 PM
Subject Has anyone seen Latimer?
Body: He has my plane ticket to Chi-town....

Lats ... if you see this...JD misses you...



From: JD

Date: Jan 3, 2007 9:06 PM
Subject have you seen my best friend? i owe him money.
Body: Latimercy...love you to death bro (no homo) but where have you been? Jesse misses you, "OMG did he delete his myspace?!"...hasn't the man been through enough with one working arm and everything?

Best,
JD

From: Pauline

Date: Jan 3, 2007 9:10 PM
Subject Latimer has been found!
Body: Lats committed a big boo-boo on myspace. He tried to duck us, but I coerced him to start a new profile.

Everyone ask him why he deleted it. Thanks. LOL


From: JD

Date: Jan 3, 2007 9:24 PM
Subject Pauline is the best!
Body: Jesse can now throw his one good arm up in hallelujah praise now that Latimer has been found!!

Crisis averted.

Wishing you good faith and health,
JD


From: j 3 $ $ 3

Date: Jan 3, 2007 9:28 PM
Subject Pauline...
Body: I'm so happy you found Lats.....

.....he still owes me money................j/k

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