Which way to the buffet?

She goes..."Why does every conversation I have with you connect us back to food?"

I'm having lunch with Spud tomorrow. For two skinny people, we sure do love our food. Hence the nicknames Spud n' Pudgie. However, my metabolism has had enough and stopped working in the past year or so...I wonder if she'll notice.

She goes..."You don't sound like yourself."

Well, homie, we haven't talked since graduation. I hit puberty in the time between.

This is a good early b-day present.