If I were white, I'd be George Snuffleuffagus...

I thought it was funny when Jay posted, so I bit off the steez. JD = unoriginal!

George Stephanopolous...he's not exactly WASP-y but he's as close as I'll get to being white. One, he's politically minded as seen weekly on ABC's "This Week". Two, he's been published and regularly contributes to magazines that I educate myself with on world events. Three, he was part of the administration that more or less brought prosperity to the USofA. Four, the ladies love him. Five, his essence was immortalized by Michael J. Fox's character on "Spin City". Six...he's George frikkin' Stephanopolous!